fast food

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
by slanski March 19, 2008
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fast food

Disgusting, heavy loaded in calories and fat and unknown crap, fast food is convienient and easy to get if you don't have time to get a decent meal. Fast food is also cheap and usually you can buy lunch for less than five bucks. In the end, however, you would be paying hundreds of dollars to get rid of all that fat.
Innocent child: Mmmm burgers! Yum! Hey mom look at this cool toy they gave in my Happy Meal. Let's indulge ourselves in a Happy Meal every two weeks!

Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!
by Just another..teenager September 06, 2008
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fast food

The sole cause of obesity in this country.
Fast food is almost the single-worst thing a person can injest in their body.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 05, 2008
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Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.
Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?
by marky means July 07, 2009
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fast food

one who is used as a hookup simply because of his/her close proximity to another person; a sexual fling based purely on convenience of location
-"Why are those two hooking up?"
-"She lives right below him; she's totally his fast food."
by fast food April 29, 2005
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fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
by RedBlade7 April 08, 2008
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Fast food

The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.

Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?

Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).
---Fast food hypocrisy---

Example 1:

Random dude - *Lights cigarette*

Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.

Example 2:

Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*
by SlickSammy9393 April 05, 2011
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