fartphony

When you have excessive amount of gas and you let it out with a different length and tonality.

Listen, I've got one big fartphony for you, but it would be a smelly one too.

by mazafati May 29, 2018

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Fartphone

A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.

An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.

by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014

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Female name given to Somali girls

Italian version of "fortune"

A Fartoon is someone with an amazing personality, sense of humor, big heart and beautiful face. She's the best friend you always wanted. Loyal, sweet, kind, considerate and charming.

You're lucky if you have one in your life

Girl 1: Wow that girl was so funny and sweet.

Girl 2: Yup! That's my bestie, Fartoon

by SomebodysRandomGirl September 24, 2017

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Fartpocalypse

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011

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