Fartpop

When you shit on a lollipop and wash it off and put the wrapper back on like nothing ever happened.

My best friend gave me a fartpop.

by Jacob brak November 30, 2017

fartophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

by Jo McF December 24, 2007

Fartpology

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.

I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.

by Ppboystew November 21, 2022

fartophrenia

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.

Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...

by immieeEe October 26, 2011

Fartpool

When you and your friend both have to poop, so you fartpool to the bathroom.

The kids have to go #2. Would you mind leading the fartpool today?

by Saremare May 18, 2017

fartopia

a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.

I went to fartopia and as soon as our plane landed on the island the stewardess farted in my mouth.

by piss jerking August 2, 2021

Fartophile

To like farts, To be Ian.

Ian is a Fartophile.

by rawrPhile September 19, 2012