faplash

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.

My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.

by spaghetto May 28, 2014

faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch

I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap

by I made this up. June 16, 2014

Fagular

Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.

Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015

Fagula

Synonym for homo, faggot, gayboy, peter

You are a Fagula.
That kid looks like a total Fagula

by anonymous1556451 November 13, 2011

fapulicious

1)intense sexual desire to fap to a certain person.

ex: You see that girl on the cover of the magazine? she's fapulicious

by saintcrls May 22, 2010

fapslap

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.

I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.

by polydizzle February 5, 2009

fapular

When a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap

Man that girl is so fapular I'm going to have to take five in the bathroom

by AMOTION March 21, 2014