Waiter Fakeout

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

Famoos

When you’re so famous you don’t even need to spell it right

We are so Famoos
I know right

by The Superior and The Spesh May 19, 2021

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Internet fame

The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.

You: *posts*

Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG"

You: *switches off computer*

*tumbleweed*

by Tempestua May 28, 2005

Fame name

The God-awful, ridiculously over the top first name given to the unsuspecting spawn of an ego maniacal,attention grabbing celebrity parent or parents.

Would be fair to say Frank Zappa's child, Moon Unit, was given a fame name .

Hall of " fame names"......Blue Ivy Carter,Apple Martin, Rumor and Scout Willis,Eunice Kennedy

by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

famefucker

someone who will get with anyone to raise their popularity or relevancy.

a person who hooks up with someone for their fame.

“he’s such a famefucker”
“i know he thinks he’s all that now”

by Lila69<3 June 29, 2023

famboo

A slang term for a group of very close friends and family members!

All of my famboo will be at the BBQ tonight

by spetev June 9, 2011