failson

White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.

Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016

Failst

When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!

Haha dude you are failst.

by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Falsejizz

When someone gets excited over something that will not happen.

Thinking you're going to win the lottery is a falsejizz.

by HonkyPanda March 6, 2015

False Rage

The feeling one gets when they see something on social media (usually Twitter or Facebook) that may be interpreted as racist, sexist, transphobic, etc that resembles anger but ultimately they don't really care. They are usually Social Justice Warriors who just wanna promote their own social media accounts by pretending to be outraged.

False rage also needs no evidence or reason. Any statements or actions that have nothing to do with any social or racial group can be interpreted that way to the minds of people that are clouded with delusional thoughts and over-sensitive feelings.

I am sure that all these outraged people on Twitter are just SJWs who don't really care about what was said or done, just reacting to get views and maintain that "holier than thou" attitude they possess. They prefer to ruin people's lives and then not care 15 minutes later. Their false rage disgusts me.

by Octavius86 December 10, 2019

False rape allegation

An allegation usually against a man but also women for rape, to ruin the persons life that angered or made someone jealous because of success or actions

Person 1 “Did you hear that Dave was sentenced for a false rape allegation”
Person 2 “ really, poor man hope he gets the justice he deserves

by Justice for the trinity December 28, 2020

Failswamp

A series of failures, leading up to a larger, more catastrophic failure.

Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.

by Vinegrette July 15, 2010

false assvertising

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009