Facepunked 

A process invented by Sean Kirkland that uses Facebook to prank people.

Dang, I just got facepunked when Sean sent a message to all my friends telling them to post knock-knock jokes on my wall. I got like 200!

Facepunked by falophal July 27, 2009

faceburger 

When a person places their face between another person's two "buns."

Hey, Scott, did you hear that Alana gave Austin a faceburger?

faceburger by coloradoman4444 January 11, 2011

Facepubes 

A teenager boy who hasn't shaved for some time will have small hairs growing on their face. These are Facepubes

"Hey see that guy over there, he has facepubes"

Facepubes by Kieran Nuttall January 12, 2009

Facehugger 

A "thing" which wraps it's legs around your neck, and shoves it's penis in your mouth and lays it's eggs. It uses a special mechanism called: Eggjaculation

Holy shit! Look at that facehugger!

Facehugger by Posiden1234 October 8, 2008

facehugger 

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host. Facehuggers are often 20-something nerds that have only recently left their mother's basement (if ever). Upon making contact, the facehuger suffocates the life out of a conversation and forces its ideas upon the unsuspecting host. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal, as the parasite will respond by tightening its grip.

Lookout, here comes Bob, he's a real facehugger. Once he gets going, we'll never get away.

facehugger by veldmelter July 5, 2009

facehugger 

Person who enjoys climbing mountains with very steep ascent routes, thereby almost hugging or kissing the faces of the mountains.

That mountain has an almost ninety-degree ascent seventy percent of the way. Are you up to the challenge of being a facehugger?

facehugger by pentozali May 6, 2011

facepunked 

Infiltrating someone's electronic communication account, such as email or facebook, and sending out erroneous and usually embarrassing content for said user

After my sister left her laptop on and her Facebook account up, I facepunked her status to imply she suffered from herpes.

facepunked by vaughn2974 July 13, 2010