facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurking."

by afloydkillah June 28, 2007

faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007

faceblock

to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web

he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard

by donna chapman October 27, 2008

Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

facebhukaboudit

To update Facebook status, notes, images, or comments concerning the "it." An offshoot of "fuhgeddaboudit," following similar cohesion of the words, "Facebook," "about," and "it." Used to belittle and snip short unwanted divulgence of personal drama episodes.

Related word: facebhukeddaboudit

Man, I don't want to hear the piddly drama about the neighbor's chow chow eating your parakeet for lunch. Why don't you go facebhukaboudit!?

by Shenkar July 8, 2010

faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009