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facewalk

When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
by woody23 July 28, 2005
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Faceback

V. To back out of or delete a comment, message, wall post, chat request, or any other forms of social engagement on Facebook.

Often occurs after rethinking the other person's reaction.
1) I was so drunk last night I wound up messaging Brittany that I didn't wear a rubber... I should've Facebacked.

2) I was going to compliment Cindy, then I realized it was 2:00 a.m. and Facebacked.

3) I sent that bitch a message that I wanted to marry her, my god I wish I Facebacked.
by Guitano98 March 28, 2009
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Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011
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Faceback

A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head.
A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.
Tom: Hey Jerry, that girl in front of us has appealing buttocks. I faceback her an 8, what do you think ?

Jerry: She's alright but with those size 9 feet I would faceback her a 4.
by Mr_Ryt_Now November 25, 2013
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Faceballer

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.
by zmommybear February 24, 2011
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facebaulk

To decide not to comment on or like someone's post because you've been 'liking' a lot of their posts lately and you don't want to look like a stalker.
"You didn't comment on MYkynnnzzziee's pre-kindergarten graduation album!"
"Sorry, I Facebaulked. I'll go 'like' all 345 photos now."
by DanglingParticiple January 13, 2014
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facebasket

A wastebasket or repository for a Facebook or myspace dropout or hasbin. Where a troller winds up...in the Facebasket!
"He's on a real ego trip due to social networking! But after you read his posts you will understand why I am certain he will soon be in the Facebasket"
by Rem Selnick November 2, 2015
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