Furp 

n. a term at VMI in which a freshmen rat at VMI that looks good.

Acroymn for Fresh Rat Pussy

There goes some Furp I would like to hit

Furp by Noneya1312 January 26, 2009

furp 

The sound associated with intestinal gas and raw oatmeal are expelled from the anus following an unsuccessful feeding session with an anal feeding tube.

"After the disease progressed too far, they could not even feed poor Stanley with the oatmeal, for when they pulled out the hose (from his anus), it (the oatmeal) just came back out... furp...furp...furp."

furp by Winky November 22, 2003

furp 

when a person swallows air to burp while they are taking a smelly dump, so when they burp later on it smells like a fart.

when someone throws a furp their burp actualy smells like a fart.

furp by Pur9Le ParTy July 4, 2010

Furp 

The action of farting and burping at exactly the same moment, which is rumored to stop the heart of whoever does it.

"Dude, how did Scott die?"
"He furped and his heart stopped!"

Furp by St.RaphaelPleaseHelp December 1, 2009

furp 

a foamy burp resulting from pounding an entire beer and having it foam up so much that foam is burped filling the belchers nose and mouth and exelling all over the place

the drinking croud's mouths were all left agape after being awstruck by the tremendous furp that followed Rralph's smooth execusion of pounding an entire 40 oz in one swift chug

furp by featherwood8814 August 26, 2013

Furp 

When a man (or woman) drinks beer and burps, and then soon after, flatulates.

Kellie drank two beers and furped.

Furp by Kyliewyliie June 4, 2017

furp 

mix between a fart and a burp

OOooOOoOoOooooo what a FAT FURP

furp by furp55468596 May 2, 2018