first

One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments

Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay!
Me: nobody cares...

by A dying goat February 25, 2020

First

SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.

Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."

by Real Commenter February 20, 2011

first

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST

by dtsergiu February 10, 2009

Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place

Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses

by Emmetc May 02, 2009

first

not second

he was there first

by reformedpug December 04, 2016

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 30, 2004

Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.

"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)

by xmenorigins May 07, 2009