by EmmyGood January 23, 2007
Get the fig newtonmug. An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.
by emoney202 May 20, 2015
Get the Fig Newtonmug. A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit
by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004
Get the fig newtonmug. A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
by jesus_saves_the_day May 18, 2007
Get the Fig Newtonmug. by jason hurst January 19, 2008
Get the fig newtonmug. Fig newtons are ambiguous, they're not biscuits/cookies and they're not fruit, thus:
1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.
2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."
1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.
2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."
"Hey, so what's going on with that guy that you were seeing?"
"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"
"What do you call those things?"
"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"
"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"
"What do you call those things?"
"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"
by Moonbounce July 17, 2012
Get the Fig newton (n)mug. If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with
by Susan T August 10, 2006
Get the I want a fig newtonmug.