Fife

1.A derogatory comment for a bumbling idiot, refering to Barney Fife of the popular american TV series The Andy Griffith Show.
2.Sometimes used when refering to an incompetent policeman.

Settle down officer, don't be a Fife!

Fife by fuckface gimp September 6, 2006

Fife

When one backs into someone's car as a direct result of an overconfident cocky attitude.

Originated from Central Connecticut when a young male with the last name of Fife became known for backing into vehicles, with the attitude described above.

Dude! You fifed my car!

Fife by L-Bear1234 January 26, 2011

Fife

a word used in a random conversation when you have nothing else to talk about and you wanna be funny

Bat 1: you wanna know whats a really funny word
Bat 2: what?
Bat 1: FIFE
Bat 2: bat 1, you are completely retarded

Fife by the bats April 5, 2003

fife

Better way of saying future wife, on account of fiance sounds gay and French.

My fife Lauren talks too much, but I'm gonna marry her anyway.

fife by dutchey October 17, 2010

Fife

noun or verb; Shit

Fife by Anonymous November 4, 2003

fife

1) an instrument of the body, not unlike human sexuale genitals. Noun/Verb
2) A term used to discuss in code the human sexual prowess.
3) A flute

Take that fife out of my butt

fife by joey spina September 16, 2003

fife

it is an eating untensil. similar to a fork, except the left edge is serrated like a knife. this makes cutting and eating food easier to do using only one tool. a similar concept is a spork. however, the ridges would be like a butter knife so that one would not cut themselves in the process.

i felt relieved when i used a fife instead of a fork to eat my lasagna.

fife by yola pilch May 11, 2006