Fanny Vamp

The process of drinking a woman's period blood from their vagina while wearing vampire fangs

Girl one "last night I was on my period"
Girl two "should let your boyfriend be a Fanny Vamp it feels great!"

by Dirty Vamp July 15, 2021

Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012

fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

by annonXD October 16, 2008

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!

by marsbarpants January 22, 2009

fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017

Fannyation

A group of five or more fuckable women that rate higher than a seven, which makes a great variation of fanny. Almost like a small nation of fuckable fanny.

Look boys Fannyation!!

by Timo aka Turkish April 12, 2017

human fannypack

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

by Applefran October 3, 2013