i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

F.B.I

Federal bureau of investigation: basically people of strong power who like to screw this country over and all the people in it, in coralation with the president (a.k.a. george bush)

"hey look, its some dude from the F.B.I!"

by lalalala October 22, 2003

F.B.I

Famous But Ignorant

when the stuipd feds come to you with nothing on you, it proves their famous but ignorant!

by cop blocker October 23, 2003

F.B.I

Short form for "Full Blooded Italians"

Al Capone and James Gandolfini are F. B. I. and damn proud of it.

by dunno April 27, 2003

F.B.I.

Face Book Intermission - a brief respite from the philosophical, intellectual, cultural, family-oriented, self-centered, political, food-tripping, ego-tripping, arrogant, creative, opinionated, plagiaristic, bla, bla, bla posts, comments, and shares in Face Book. Often, but not always, the F.B.I. is about a term derived or influenced by U.D. (Urban Dictionary). Sometimes the term is posted first in F.B.I. before it appears in U.D.

I'm tired of all these pictures and comments from my ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends... I'm now ready for F.B.I.

by MIT-GUY August 11, 2012

F.B.I

Federal Bureau of Intoxication

This dude works for the FBI, He hooked me up with some Balck and Tans

by ROB Z April 18, 2003

F.B.I

F.B.I is an anagram for fucking bitched it, a term used for passing a test or doing good on a assignment.

that last test, I F.B.I.

she F.B.I when we had sex

by fukut47a June 1, 2011