by L. Christine April 7, 2009
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the sweetest, funniest and loveable characters are named elyssa. you'll get lost in there eyes and fall in love at first sight. oh - no one hugs as good as an elyssa - as if everything in the world stops and you feel safe.
the sweetest, funniest and loveable characters are named elyssa. you'll get lost in there eyes and fall in love at first sight. oh - no one hugs as good as an elyssa - as if everything in the world stops and you feel safe.
by unknownmikkidikki January 11, 2020
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Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
by Dubiks October 25, 2018
Get the college essay mug.assigned by teachers as a form of torture viewed as acceptable by society. Complaining to the teacher about the work it entails it wrong, but said teacher is allowed to bitch and moan about grading it as long as he/she pleases.
Yesterday Mrs. Bitchstein assigned us a 5 page essay to do overnight. Today she complained about grading it over the weekend. What a hypocrite.
by PissedHonorsStudent December 30, 2009
Get the essay mug.This rediculously sexy beast is known to be found grazing primarily at KFC watering holes. However on special calendar days Nandos would also be considered an Eessa hotspot.
Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.
Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.
Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Q -Did you see that sexy beast?
A - yea deffinately an Eessa!
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Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
A - yea deffinately an Eessa!
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Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
by Minecrafty1 December 23, 2013
Get the eessa mug.In the educational system, an essay is a long informational paper that is supposed to be 3 or more pages long with an introduction, at least 3 "detailed" body paragraphs with "source citations" up the wazoo, a conclusion, AND a bibliography with at least (insert large number here) "reliable" sources (NOT Wikipedia). Oh, and did I mention that some of these sources need to be from books & magazines that we always need to run to the library for, too? The topics for these wretched pieces of work are almost always going to be out of your control, so prepare to write about absolute bull. Research for these papers require hours of web surfing and/or book searching, since you need both a "reliable" source and a source in which you can extract a considerable amount of info from. So don't be surprised if you find yourself venturing beyond page 2 of the Google results. In addition to the pain you must endure from just finding useful info in a sea of crap, you must also cite almost EVERYTHING using MLA Format, putting the icing on the cake of frustration. If you don't, your whole essay will be a complete waste (see plagiarism).If you are in high school or college, you also have to write a lengthy evaluation of the sources themselves in your bibliography (a.k.a. "Annotated Bibliography"), which means even MORE running around. Once that cluster of bull is dealt with, the average academic essay is done, and the hell-bent burden of essay writing is lifted. . . for now.
Man, I feel like I just wrote an essay about essays on UD, lengthy words and everything. I gotta lay down. . .
*1 week later*
Aw crap, now I got a legit essay to write. Welcome back to hell.
*1 week later*
Aw crap, now I got a legit essay to write. Welcome back to hell.
by BCB5 December 6, 2012
Get the Essay mug.Work that teachers do to torture their students. No one likes them and teachers except for the teachers who love watching their students suffer.
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