exhaustipated

being too tired to poop

I am exhaustipated. I need some sleep.

by HeatherLC71 April 15, 2008

exhaustipated

this is what happens when ur exhausted from getting constipated cause ur trying so hard to push ur poo out but it wont come out.

"OH MY GOD I WAS SOO EXHAUSTIPATED AFTER THAT CRAPLESS CRAP I TOOK"

by guy who poos a lot April 22, 2010

Exhaustipated

When you are literally too tired to even force out a poo. Not even all the gravity on mars could help you push one out.

"Babe I am absolutely exhaustipated."

by pecheur23 March 17, 2016

exhaustipated

too tired to give a shit

I'm always exhaustipated after my 2 hour commute!

by 111111WWWWXmkdv'zdi'hgb April 7, 2017

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit

"Can you do the dishes?"
"Sorry, no. I'm exhaustipated."

by I_Eat_Childrens_Toes January 30, 2023

exhaustipated

When you are so tired or your body is so sore that you can't even take a crap.

"I was so exhaustipated last night after work that I just sat on the toilet for 10 minutes hoping something would fall out."

"So did end up really backed up this morning?"

by Theodosia June 29, 2014

Exhaustipated

When you are so physically tired that you don't give a shit about things you normally would

I was going to decorate the Christmas Tree, but I was so exhaustipated this year.

by BlankWeevil87 January 6, 2015