Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

excrementation

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

by mibutt January 5, 2008

excrement

Feces.

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

excromential

The increasing frequency of Executive Bullshit. (every Word out of the President's mouth)

Local flatuloquist Phil McCracken was released Friday, after being charged with,"Putting words in the President's mouth."
McCracken pleaded,"Dubya was excromential! I just couldn't keep up!"

by C.J, February 22, 2009

excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Excrementally indifferent

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004