excrement

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!

by Mr. EsSex December 12, 2008

excrementalism

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity

When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.

by jmikegra October 31, 2008

Excremental

1) Poo like
2) A big change, the opposite of incremental

The work is excremental

by Zimpaz March 23, 2004

excrement

waste matter discharged from the bowels; feces.

the dog made a piece of excrement on the floor.

by 脚ぬください January 12, 2020

excremental

a nonprofane way of calling someone a shithead,stinking thinking,shit for brains,heads in the toilet.

john is excremental when it comes to money,he spends without thinking.

by john boy schuller. August 14, 2007

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 3, 2005

Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009