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Herbal Essences

"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
by Doggen September 8, 2019
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Willy Essence

The odour found in close proximity to the male genitals. It is usually a warm, moist, pissy smell, that lingers on the balls or on the Jock.

It typically occurs after a warm night, after strenuous exercise or after prolonged periods without showering.

It can be smelt when laying or sitting close to the male genitalia.
"Why Bob, What is that pissy smell coming from your jocks?"

"Don't worry Sandra, I haven't had a shower for a couple of days, that's my Willy Essence you can smell."

"Well have shower soon because that stinks like musty cock and I'm not going anywhere near that Willy essence."

"Jeez, sorry Sandra but I don't complain about your fanny essence."
by Young Skunk October 23, 2011
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Essence of Late Nights

Doritos, Mountain Dew, and video games. Also known as Gaming Gold.
"Hey, can we stop at Meijer? We need some Essence of Late Nights."
by Lily_of_Geeks July 10, 2009
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Essence

the hottest thang on the block, she makes pimps pay her money
damn essence pimped three dudes on her block
by chocolate child July 30, 2008
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Essensual

Something that is both essential and sensual
Bubble baths are essensual to maintaining my sanity.
by TaLuLa13 April 6, 2017
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Herbal Essence

While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
by kumhearho September 11, 2010
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herbal essence

A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."
by SBCP February 2, 2010
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