a small ass town in the middle of nowhere. like so small. everyone talks shit about everyone else, but then the whole town knows. 1/4 of the kids in every grade think there ghetto and say the n word 24/7. another 1/4 think they popular and think they hot shit. another 1/4 are smart nice kids who are friends with everyone. and the last 1/4 are people who you don’t notice and you thought they moved like 2 years ago. everyone knows everyone else and it’s kind of annoying. also the grocery store is overpriced and it’s gonna make me poor. i hate this town :)

i hate erie IL

Erie IL by ihateerie November 11, 2020

Erie Carwash

After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.

Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.

Erie Carwash by urajagoff September 14, 2014

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Erie Pa

The city that holds the title for worst weather in the Milky Way. Winter lasts from November to April. Because of this, certain non-residents think they can cruise at 10 mph on I-90 and they still end up fish tailing into a guard rail. If weather isn't bad enough, crime outweighs it. Over thirty murders, robberies, and meth lab explosions happen every minute. The catchy tune of the Millcreek Mall song is the only thing that tunes out the sound of gunshots. A good form of entertainment is going to the lake and swimming in the borderline freezing water. Which isn't too bad, except for the fact that there's more globs of algae than water molecules. People who grow up there usually never leave. Even though they bragged about leaving for much of their childhood. After high school, most teens take up the job of drug dealing. In fact, pot plants and used needles outnumber the general population. At least the local hospitals get good business.

Person #1: Dude, what happened?

Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.

Erie Pa by Ethan Randall November 15, 2014

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Erie County

A county in New York. Arguably the best county in New York State, Erie County (which, no contest IS the best county in WNY) has Buffalo and several other towns such as Hamburg, West Seneca, Orchard Park, Aurora, Lancaster, Tonawanda, Amherst, Cheektowaga, etc.

No matter what food may urge someone to claim Erie County and Western New York is the land of the bland, once one tries Buffalo's chicken wings, the delicious perfection of this Buffalo area specialty will make one regret any past grudges and dislikes on the area's food.

Erie County has several towns, and exploring each one will surely have one wanting to move to their desired town to call their hometown for as long as they want to live in Western New York or Erie County.

Erie County is simply the heart and soul of Western New York, and the spirit of Buffalonians or Hamburgers or Orchard Park residents or West Senicans, etc. shows how much an Erie County resident / Western New Yorker values his or her hometown.

I checked out Erie County and was drawn to Hamburg and want to call it my hometown. Some think Hamburg's just a town, but I think it's my second home. It can't be just me though, I saw an old lady in her 70s / 80s that said she's a lifetime Orchard Park resident, indubitably the desire to move to the town of one's choice and to call one's desired town his or her hometown is only understand by people who like those specific towns.

Erie County by VanillaCoffee July 12, 2010

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