The city that holds the title for worst weather in the Milky Way. Winter lasts from November to April. Because of this, certain non-residents think they can cruise at 10 mph on I-90 and they still end up fish tailing into a guard rail. If weather isn't bad enough, crime outweighs it. Over thirty murders, robberies, and meth lab explosions happen every minute. The catchy tune of the Millcreek Mall song is the only thing that tunes out the sound of gunshots. A good form of entertainment is going to the lake and swimming in the borderline freezing water. Which isn't too bad, except for the fact that there's more globs of algae than water molecules. People who grow up there usually never leave. Even though they bragged about leaving for much of their childhood. After high school, most teens take up the job of drug dealing. In fact, pot plants and used needles outnumber the general population. At least the local hospitals get good business.
Person #1: Dude, what happened?
Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.
Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.
by Ethan Randall November 15, 2014
The city that no one know where the hell we are and is mistaken as the Lake. The most miserable city ever even the people living in that bitch hate it there. The city where it can be 90 degrees and 5 hours later it’s 20 degrees. The bitches is wild worried about the wrong things like smoking party and traffic. The niggas are players and spend all their money trying to impressed the next person and rather Fake gang bang than to get a job. They do have waterdameer and splash logoon .A city that got no jobs, school system fucked up and most of all once you in this city is hard to get out moral of the story DONT GO TO ERIE
by UrbanDictionary0249 May 31, 2019
A small, wealthy, conservative, suburb of Erie, PA. The people are mostly doctors/surgeons, lawyers or successful businessmen and their wives are rich women who don't work, they are in book clubs, gourmet clubs, 'twig' and play golf, tennis and paddle tennis at their Country Clubs while their kids are at school. 99% of them are Caucasian, majority of them drive cars over $50,000, belong to one of the private Country Clubs in the town. Frontier kids (Cathedral Prep, Villa, and Mercyhurst) are known as "rich bitches" by other towns in Erie and they are basically poster children for Polo, Lacoste and Abercrombie & Fitch.
by mich ultra December 8, 2010