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If you have dreams of doing something great with your life congratulations it will never happen good luck selling gas cards at cofair for the rest of your life, marriages don’t last here and if they do you live in a house hold where everyone hates each other, the coolest place to hang out in the city is Best Buy

The gangsters in this city actually don’t do anything gangster except for impregnating women and leaving them to raise the next generation of welfare warriors.

Every time you see a crime on the local news page it’s almost certain that the last names are Robinson, pulliam, or Thompson

What’s even crazier is that those 3 family’s have been inbreeding and shooting at each other for the last 15 years over baby mama issues neighborhoods owned by the government and Digimon trading cards

The hispanic community isn’t any better it’s filled with a bunch 5”4 guys in jeans that are tighter than a tech deck flip kick they also show up to car shows and meets with females who are clearly underage and they never refer to them as their girlfriends it’s always oh this is just my home girl.

Any other foreigner in town is a fake money bag man with a salvaged car from co part

The white people here are either super sheltered, crack heads or just wonked tf out of their Minds for whatever reason, I said hi to a White lady the other day and she ran away like I was tryna eat her Scooby snacks
“Hey son here’s 16 dollars go to cofair and buy me a 5 dollar gas card and a pack of back woods”

“Okay dad when are we gonna eat”

Ask your mom she already takes 800 dollars a month from me in Child support” thank you Erie
by Fatniqmoe December 17, 2021
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