2 definitions by Ethan Randall

The city that holds the title for worst weather in the Milky Way. Winter lasts from November to April. Because of this, certain non-residents think they can cruise at 10 mph on I-90 and they still end up fish tailing into a guard rail. If weather isn't bad enough, crime outweighs it. Over thirty murders, robberies, and meth lab explosions happen every minute. The catchy tune of the Millcreek Mall song is the only thing that tunes out the sound of gunshots. A good form of entertainment is going to the lake and swimming in the borderline freezing water. Which isn't too bad, except for the fact that there's more globs of algae than water molecules. People who grow up there usually never leave. Even though they bragged about leaving for much of their childhood. After high school, most teens take up the job of drug dealing. In fact, pot plants and used needles outnumber the general population. At least the local hospitals get good business.
Person #1: Dude, what happened?

Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.
by Ethan Randall November 15, 2014
An allstar NBA point guard on the Golden State Warriors. A godly shooter that makes other allstars shake their heads. Despite his super hero like shooting, he's extremely unselfish and in the top 5 in the league in assists. His career high in points is 54. Nobody has seen a 3-point shooter this smooth since Ray Allen and Reggie Miller in their primes. When I throw a balled up piece of paper in the trash, I say CURRY!
Did you see Stephen Curry go for 40 points and 8 assists yesterday?
by Ethan Randall November 15, 2014