erg

Any small question, like: what the Hell do you mean? or: How is that supposed to work? or: You stuck WHAT WHERE?!?!?!

Jimmy: "I rooted your grandma's box! And I didn't have to use a Trojan!"
Sally: "Erg?"

by Trafficone September 25, 2003

erg

when someone is being annoying

alex and madeline erg elizabeth

by sidebro September 13, 2019

Erg Hangover

n. The feeling that one gets after rowing 2000 meters on an erg. May include nausea, vomiting, blurred vision, dizziness and inability to pass a DWI while sober.

Rower: Did you hear about stroke seat, he PRed at 6:48.9!
Coxswain: Yeah, but he's throwing up in a Port-a-potty right now.

Rower: He must have a killer erg hangover. I guess we can't go out on the water today.
Coxswain: That sucks.
Rower: Yeah.

by Rebel Crew June 7, 2010

Erg Drunk

The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.

I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move

by !@^# March 30, 2012

Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015

Erg Moment

A moment in time when something is very upsetting that the only expression that is said among the crowd is “erg”

“Your father and I are getting divorced”

“This is totally an erg moment”

by Wilfred Adalson July 2, 2022

Fat Ergo

A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).

Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.

Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks

by IRipFatErgos May 20, 2017