erectiluling

when you have multiple penis's in you or attached to you and they are all erect

me: God I am erect
Juan: you got multiple
me: yea
Juan: well if they are in you or attached to you you are erectiluling
me: ok im erectiluling

by Thecockman21 January 8, 2022

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

homo erectus

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

homo erectus is a very cool name for cavemen (and women?).

by Andy April 27, 2004

keyboardicus erectus

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

dumbo erectus

n. Dumbo erectus is the next step in human devolution. With a lower IQ than homo sapiens, and yet a normal human stride and a keen taste for fashion, dumbo erectus is the product of generations of breeding between shallow homo sapiens. The devolution towards dumbo erectus began with the invention of the television. Dumbo erectus can be found living within all modern homo sapiens populations, but higher concentrations are found in North America, with the center of population in Hollywood, California.

Cyndi, don't linger too long on Hollywood Boulevard, you might be jumped by dumbo erectus and forced to give birth to born again Christians.

by Anarkhos November 4, 2013

Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

by Killola October 16, 2008