emey

A georgous and talented person who is made for the camera. She is an amazing friend and sticks up for them no matter what. She is bright and georgous and the luckiest people know an Emey

Girl 1: Omg that girls so georgous
Girl 2: Yeah she's definitely an Emey

by Iamdagummybear January 13, 2017

Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

emley

The absolute best girl you will ever meet. At first she's a little soft spoken, but when she gets to know you better, she'll open up to you. She's one for giving second chances, even when the guy's a dick. She's all this and smart. (Not to mention a living goddess.)

See also: Perfect, Forgiving, Intelligent, Kind, Understanding

Guy 1: "So I heard you're dating Emley right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's great. She's a dream come true."

Guy 1: "If I were you, I'd hold onto her as long as you can."
Guy 2: "I plan on it."

by Isaac Clarke January 2, 2017

elmeri

A crazy Finnish person that is also good for a laugh. He normally finds a lot of girls, who don’t value him or their relationship as strong as he does. Often too good for them. Can drink a liter of vodka in an hour and likes the sniffer.

Let’s go and do an Elmeri...

Don’t e such an Elmeri

by Lord Boom August 24, 2018

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

elmyra

A person who is insecure but is supet beautiful, funny and really loves to give out affection. Has a perfect smile and also has the brains! Beautiful hair with an amazing body.

" Omg you're so elmyra! "

by dark_tooth December 27, 2016