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The absolute best girl you will ever meet. At first she's a little soft spoken, but when she gets to know you better, she'll open up to you. She's one for giving second chances, even when the guy's a dick. She's all this and smart. (Not to mention a living goddess.)

See also: Perfect, Forgiving, Intelligent, Kind, Understanding
Guy 1: "So I heard you're dating Emley right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's great. She's a dream come true."

Guy 1: "If I were you, I'd hold onto her as long as you can."
Guy 2: "I plan on it."
by Isaac Clarke January 02, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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