you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

Zac Eggfron

1. A name given to a pet or "baby" egg, like those given in home economics and parenting courses.

This name is often suggested by parents trying to be hip, but can also just be a name given to the egg by a teenage girl who enjoys Zac Efron, or Disney films.

2. A noun applied to stupid males, often considered pretty or athletic, but who are unintelligent and sickening.

- From Castle

1. Father: Have you decided what you are going to name your egg?

Daughter: I'm not sure yet.

Father: How about, Zac Eggfron?

Daughter: Lame dad, lame.

2. "Man, did you hear Jake trying to sound intelligent? The only things he understands are basketball and hair products. What a Zac Eggfron."

by Bazly November 13, 2009

egger

A stinky ass fart that smells like rotten eggs that causes most in a close radial proximity to feel the need to vacate the premise.

Damnit... Bill just laid one of those stinky ass eggers and now my eyes are watering.

by HotPocket June 27, 2007

eggrilibruim

To balance out the remaining eggs in an egg carton. Thus, creating even weight distribution.

Susan: Tom! You can't leave six eggs on one side of the carton and have nothing on the other side of the carton!
Tom: Why?!?!?
Susan: Because silly! You must acheive eggrilibruim. If you don't the carton will be unbalanced. Which will increase your chances of dropping it.
Tom: Ok...what would increase my chance of dropping you?
Susan: Oh Tom!

by neuro9 October 18, 2008

Eggrowl

"A semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. While in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. Speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. Can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine."

"Nate was straight Eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"

by PRES January 20, 2015

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023