Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.
"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."
by ShroomSalesman August 03, 2023
A move performed during sex where the male finishes inside a bong, then the female heats the bottom with a lighter and inhales the cum smoke, causing semen to condensate inside of her lungs and usually making her suffocate and die.
Jimmy: Man my gf shtoked my Rick and Morty bong last night, I woke up and she was dead but it was hot AF so it's chill
by ShroomSalesman July 31, 2023
A variation on one-bounce football where a ball is kicked over a tennis net between two sides of a court. When anything happens in the game you are required to hurl insults at your teammates and the enemy team.
"Let's play Ruhanball later"
*Later*
"Lincoln how could you drop the ball you disgusting adopted whale! Wheyyy!"
*Later*
"Lincoln how could you drop the ball you disgusting adopted whale! Wheyyy!"
by ShroomSalesman June 28, 2023