EA

EA (Electronic Arts) is a massive monopoly gaming industry that is set out to buy every other gaming industries and make shitty games.

Person 1: Whats the difference between EA and John D. Rockefeller?
Person 2: What.
Person 1: NOTHING

by 0Death0 December 28, 2005

EA

A company that destroyed a lot of good games.Plants Vs Zombies is my favourite tower-defense game.When Plants Vs Zombies 2 came out, I was so excited and played it but after 5 levels, I knew that EA was just mocking on me at this point. It is like EA saying "Hey dude, buy our shits to win this level or you can go fuck your self because we will make you lose no matter what if u didn't even spend a penny on our shits."

EA stands for Eternal Assholes.

by The disappointed PVZ Fan June 29, 2019

EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.

EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

EA

EA-Noun/Swear. Used to insult gamers everywhere, A corperation that has all copyrights to anything having to Hell and the devil

<EA Slave>Furhur! People are protesting our evil ways!
<Furhur>Call up Satan to smite them all!

by (>")> (^"^) <("<) March 31, 2005

EA

To promise someone a somethin of very High Quality, and then proceed to fuck them in the ass.

"Man, that girl totally EA'd me. She was promising me some of dat sweet booty all night, and then when i took her back to my place, she just pulled out a dragon dildo and fucked me.

by TotallyNotEA November 17, 2014

EA

Short for "Electronic Assholes"

EA: Makes Starwars Battlefront and rips off players

Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them

EA: Shocked Pikachu Face

by TheExtremeEvoker March 8, 2019

Ea

The prime example of a company that has yet to live up to it's full potential and probably never will.One of the only companies I ever knew where the fans and avid madden players know more about how to make a great football game than the people who are making the football game. A company that has no idea what they are doing.One who's only solution to make a better product is to all together buy out another company or competition (ie. NFL 2k5). EA is a company that cuts corners,, make obvious common errors that a 2 year old can do right only once and then places the blame on a console. Or better yet, tosses alot of help under the bus(like blaming the NFL for why the uniforms this year are they way they are). A company that is in dire need for a change and one with pink slips.

-aww man the unis in this game is all wrong man How can they make all white socks when the have the exclusive license? better yet why is no refs and no field goal nets? and why are there players running off the field into stadium parts too?

-Sigh, dude you say this every year and yet you buy their products don't you know by now EA will always be EA?

-(sigh) yep.

by realistic view September 13, 2007