A group of people who decided to give games a content rating to prevent people under the age of 17 from playing games that people over 17 have no interest in. It is their belief that the level of maturity of a person is based solely on how many times the earth has rotated around the sun during their lifespan.
16 year and 364 day old person: Hi. I want to buy GTA San Andreas.
cashier: can I see some ID please.
16 year and 364 day old person:sure
cashier: oh I'm sorry you are not 17 yet. I can't sell you this game because it is rated M for mature and you are not mature enough to handle the blood, violence, and sexual content of this game. Please have a parent come and help you buy it.
cashier: can I see some ID please.
16 year and 364 day old person:sure
cashier: oh I'm sorry you are not 17 yet. I can't sell you this game because it is rated M for mature and you are not mature enough to handle the blood, violence, and sexual content of this game. Please have a parent come and help you buy it.
by dimsum88 January 24, 2005
There's a gun here. must be ruining children.
Hey. half life has blood. My empty head says valve should be punished and lose money for that.
Hey. half life has blood. My empty head says valve should be punished and lose money for that.
by masterchief.104 August 17, 2005
The esrb hates everyone and everything game related and they should get a actual job that actually helps people
by DravenXkilla January 02, 2018
A outdated group of sheltered individuals that view gaming as evil. Their job is to hurt game publishers that release great games. They say they are trying to attach what they "feel" is their opinion on who the games are meant for. * Tho it's been said by gamers that games are meant for GAMERS. Age should have nothing to block if a gamer wants to play a certain game. Yet they continue to hurt the industry and DUMB DOWN and NEUTER games with extreme ratings.
A modification was made for GTA : San Andreas. TAKE2 did not create this mod. PC GAMERS made this mod for PC GAMERS. But the ESRB and Hillary Cliton went after TAKE2, punishing them. Calling it a scandal, tho the real scandal was Monica Lewinsky giving oral mouth jobs to President Bill Clinton. Good job Hillary! May 06, the most recent attempts at communism by the ESRB was the slapping of a Mature rating to Oblivion : The Elder Scrolls game. A mod was created that allowed models to be topless. NOTE : This was created by gamers for gamers. In no way did anyone working for Bethseda have a hand in creating this modifcation. This was for the PC. In doing so the ESRB has declared outright war against the MODDING Community. Games such as Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, DOTA :WC3, Red Orchestra, BF:Desert Ops, and other mods. The ESRB is attacking gamers at the heart of gaming whom make games and or modify games they purchase and share with other like minded gamers.
In light of this COMMUNIST GROUPS evil intentions to rid the world of gaming. One must STAY CLEAR of this organization and completely ignore their asinine comments and announcements.
In light of this COMMUNIST GROUPS evil intentions to rid the world of gaming. One must STAY CLEAR of this organization and completely ignore their asinine comments and announcements.
by Ranma Saotome '98 MVHS May 04, 2006
Something stupid, we don’t care about these we play whatever we want fuck those. We play M & 18. We watch R rated movies. Plus their worse than 2010s kids & Gen Z combined.
by 2006here September 27, 2020
The ESRB scale is like a video game rating.
Like rated T for Teen.
And a ESRB scale can be used for like rating you how sexually you act at your age.
Like rated T for Teen.
And a ESRB scale can be used for like rating you how sexually you act at your age.
by blondemonsterr May 23, 2008
A board apparently bought by EA in February 2018.
Originally created to regulate the content of games and how it is labeled on them,
it has recently changed that to covering up for gambling in Video Games by labeling
it as "in-game purchase".
Will eventually close down since lately they almost literally declared:
"We are as useful as a second a***hole here (pointing to the elbow)."
Originally created to regulate the content of games and how it is labeled on them,
it has recently changed that to covering up for gambling in Video Games by labeling
it as "in-game purchase".
Will eventually close down since lately they almost literally declared:
"We are as useful as a second a***hole here (pointing to the elbow)."
"Oh look, the "esrb" thinks that gambling is not gambling if you get no prizey reward but just in-game advantages."
"According to the "esrb" loot boxes, DLC and Costumes are all the same."
"The "esrb" is having EA going away with it again. Maybe call them "EASRB" soon."
"The EA rated my favorite game "A0" because it contains curse words and nudity. (Chris, 16 yo)"
"Dude, look how his head came straight up, mwahahahahah." (Alan, 12 yo)
"According to the "esrb" loot boxes, DLC and Costumes are all the same."
"The "esrb" is having EA going away with it again. Maybe call them "EASRB" soon."
"The EA rated my favorite game "A0" because it contains curse words and nudity. (Chris, 16 yo)"
"Dude, look how his head came straight up, mwahahahahah." (Alan, 12 yo)
by ClydefrogXL March 03, 2018