Erection Avenue

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.

She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

election

a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals

Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart

by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

erectizon

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness

Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...

by ricci-s February 23, 2009

Ereption

An ejaculation occurring while the penis is not erect. This often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess

Shit, I didn't see this ereption coming.

by Prince J Albert March 4, 2008