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Jack Dagnals

Also known as Jack Daniels, JD, etc. The way real hungrier-than-thou men pronounce it.

For reference: see Epic Meal Time.
Harley: We cooked with a little Jack Dagnals. Just kidding, we used a lot of Jack Dagnals. A LOT.
by go60go May 9, 2011
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self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion
Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.
by bpipic April 8, 2010
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dagnabbit

(exclaimation) Oldcootism used during great consternation or surprise. Used by 1890’s prospectors, cantankerous old farmers, and young people playing old people on TV in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s.
Them dern aliens ruined my golldarn rubbarb patch with their flyin' machine, dagnabbit!
by crazyoldman October 17, 2003
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Diagnoogle

To diagnose a medical issue using Google.
Dont diagnoogle your problems. You should really see a doctor.
by haledaniels January 9, 2011
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dagnammit

Similar to damn! Often used when the range of emotion/ rage you feel cannot be defined in just a singular expletive swearword.
'Dagnammit, i always miss these things!'
by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005
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Self-diagnosed

Someone who 100% definitely has some sort of mental disorder simply because they say they do. Any attempts to quash this will be immediately shot down since nothing beats a self-diagnosed 14 yr old with mobile service.
Billy: Dude I am self-diagnosed with depression
Jake: No you're not
Jake proceeds to die since he has angered the mob of 14 year olds
by loolololollololoolo69 March 25, 2019
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duane dibley

a character the Cat in Red Dwarf turns into occassionally, especially when the emohawk has taken away his "cool".

Duane Dibley is the Duke of Dork.
What's it turned me into? Duane Dibley? DUANE DIBLEY? I Don't Wanna Be Duane Dibley!
by Riksta April 24, 2005
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