drooling noodle

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)

I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.

by EN room 141 April 29, 2011

phone doodling

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.

Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"

by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

drooming

Drooming- the way you feel when your on the perferred level of intoxication, whether using said weed, alcohol, or anything that affects your sobriety with a state of peace and tranquility.

Friend 1 "Hey, man are you drooming right now?"
Me "Man im totally drooming."
Friend 2 "i wanna droom!"

by tadj220 April 19, 2010

drooling tuna

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.

After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!

by Ferguson July 3, 2005

Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

Droofing

When a dog is asleep and dreaming and barks/woofs in their sleep

aww look at Sadie! she is Droofing in her sleep

by Jayb1rdie July 25, 2022