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downsize

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.
The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.
by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008
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Downside

A small village in Surrey, England, where old people and chavs make up 99% of the population.
"Downside is the only village where you can be invited in for tea in the morning, and have your legs broken in the afternoon."
by Surreyindefs March 18, 2017
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Downside equity

(noun) - an asymmetrical business arrangement, usually in employment, where the risks of loss are concentrated on the employee to ensure that the employee has guaranteed losses on any business reversals and contingent returns on any positive developments.
You have mountains of downside equity in that contract. The partners can deduct from your paycheck to make you eat the cost of delays that the partners exclusively control. They can swallow your commission if their client doesn't pay. They can even recapture from your future salary any underpayment with the negative carry-forward that they've imposed. On the whole, you're just a sharecropper with a JD.
by Frustrated_Monolingual December 1, 2010
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Facebook Downsize

Verb.
1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know.
Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.

John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred.
by Retgarr April 22, 2009
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downsie

A playful, almost gentle way to refer to a person with Down's Syndrome. It can also refer to someone who acts as though they have Down's Syndrome.

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Ex: I wish I was a downsie. Then I could be put in a "special" home and be taken care of for the rest of my days. Responsibility is so overrated.

Ex: You are soooo downsie! I can't believe you forgot how to ride a bicycle!
by chrismarcar March 11, 2007
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downshitpour

When you furiously shit into the toilet at a 90 degree angle with a velocity of 248 mph causing you anus to rip into two parts
I need to go to the hospital, I just had a downshitpour.
by heyitzstani April 6, 2017
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downside of advantage

having a disadvantage in a situation.
I applied for a job with the ACLU, but having a conscience and a brain put me on the downside of advantage.
by kimmie s November 12, 2006
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