When a girl is giving a guy a hand party while he is on his back and when he starts to finish she slams his junk into his stomach making him lurch upright and gasp for breath, which causes him to be open to receive a taste of his own medicine.
girl: Hey, remember that fellow who was bragging about soaking that girls hair with dude juice?
other girl: yeah?
girl: Well I gave him a proper downshifting last night.
*high fives*
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"