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douchington

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.
"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007
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douchenabling

adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.

He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
by alister August 31, 2013
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Douchin'

Preforming actions of a Douche; Baggary
by WeepingWillow1995 January 28, 2011
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Douchenard

Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.
That guy on Tool Academy is a total Douchenard.
by ewgross April 8, 2010
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douchonaire

A millionaire, billionaire or even more likely gazillionaire who is also a douchebag. There are plenty of those around.
Is that douchonaire Mark Zuckerberg actively trying to make Facebook fail?
by _arpie_ June 6, 2010
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Happy Douching

when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)
in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'
by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010
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Douchenanigans

Acts of which are supremely douchey in nature. Performed by some people, they may be witty and ironic. Performed by the wrong kind of people, however, they become dangerous and douchy. These may include:

-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors
"Bro, let's go get some 'stones and get tanked and steal a couch from our neighbors place bro!"

^^Major douchenanigans.

Also see: Tomdouchery
by FTAggie November 17, 2009
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