Fucked up person who acts like a douche bag but is even more of a douche bag than the normal douche bag
by Clayre Bear January 23, 2015
Get the Douchewhistle mug.Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015
Get the Doucheciple mug.An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.
1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!
2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.
3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.
3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010
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Douchocity rating? 6.8
Douchocity rating? 6.8
by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010
Get the Douchocity mug.A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.
Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.
by Useyername October 28, 2009
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