doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

Douchebabe

An individual, usually female, who is annoying but hot.

Man, Megan Fox is such a douchebabe.

by Malachus July 21, 2009

douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

Doucheball

a big o'l ball of douche

Why do you have to be such a doucheball?

by Carlos9322 April 26, 2010

Douchebagel

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.

Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.

by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008

Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006

Douchelage

Much like the fuselage, which is the body of a plane; the douchelage is the body of a doucher.

Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?

by Barry Cool< November 26, 2009