Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

douchenaut

The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut.

One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy

"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."

"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."

by Nicholas the What April 22, 2008

douchesaurus

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

DoucheSLRbag

A photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an ass of himself not only in public but among other photographers. A DoucheSLRbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you're not going to get good photographs. A DoucheSLRbag will also make use of Internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.

I was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some DoucheSLRbag interrupted me to tell me I'm doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.

by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

douchflute

A person who vapes instead of smoking and thinks they are better than a smoker but still smokes cigarettes

Look at buddy he is sucking on his douchflute

by Douchbag6971 December 1, 2018

douchesque

Behavior that is in the style of douche.

"How was Jason last night?"
"Everything he did was douchesque."

by Chris DePaul December 19, 2008