by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. 1. Some one is stinks so bad that their smell lingers for Minitutes afterwards
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.
by Brent The Man January 1, 2006
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.
Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!
Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!
Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!
Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!
Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!
by Mattii Boi January 29, 2009
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. by The Darryl October 9, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. 1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
by sowcow50 May 25, 2005
Get the douche nozzlemug. Kayne West at the VMA's.
by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010
Get the douche nozzlemug.