Dooshbag

How a douchebag spells “douchebag”

Douchebag: You're a dooshbag

by Urban Dictionary User 77472918 January 12, 2018

dooshbag

The wrong way to spell douchebag. If you're here, then, well... fuck you.

Pacer: "Ey, Mike! You're a dooshbag. Nobody loves you."

Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."

Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"

Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."

Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."

by Senor_man September 3, 2020

dooshbag

The average gym numpty, but never has any luck with any woman, probably cosplays as a psuedo-batman... or any other superhero

adam: hey im very muscular, give me your information
david: you dooshbag

by luci12312 September 5, 2021

dooshbag mcgee

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.

Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.

by folderella December 18, 2020

doushbag

Just another term for dumbass, or someone that talks bullshit.

-Originated in Tatamagouche,
Nova Scotia

Joe: Man Your Sister Is Hott!!
Bill: Joe, That's My Mom...
Frank: Joe, you stupid
f**king "doushbag"!

by Bobby Mackinnon August 29, 2005

dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005