dogmas

christmas but for dogs; dogmas.

"It's nearly Dogmas!"

by Yyl626 January 30, 2018

Dogman

The alias of NFL QB Michael Vick following his dogfighting investigation of 2007.

Yo you see Dogman get traded over to the Eagles? That nigga be running the city like a mayor.

by Dizzee D January 15, 2011

dogmasm

1. A religious epiphany often sending the receiver to become a born-again-whatever; a mental orgasm achieved through religious dogma

2. A dog's version of an orgasm

When Miss Betty saw "The Passion of the Christ" she went all crazy-christian, like she had some sort of dogmasm.

The little jack russle failed to please his mate, the big German shepherd, and she smacked him in the face for not bringing her to dogmasm.

by That One Snake August 4, 2009

dogman

A person who is not yet a man, not yet a dog. The combination of a jackass and an idiot...

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

dogmaster

A person who feels superior to others although they are legally reatrded. Often referred to as "ignornant slut" and just plainly "whore". If you see this individual anywhere, please contact the authorities immedietly.

Dogmaster loves Justin Timberlake

by Dogmasters parents April 23, 2004

dogmaster

A strange lonely creature, often found in the areas of jolt 6 roundbased. Often spotted hunting for prey with a rifle using advanced techniques passed on through the generations.

"You know dogmaster right?"

"Sure, he's a bean."

by Dogmaster Fan Club April 23, 2004

dogman

Also known as student named Chris Kelly; has an unhealthy obsession with dog people. Should be avoided when possible. Use dog whistle when all attempts to subdue the dogman fails.

That dogman is an asshole.

by Deus December 11, 2003