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Flight Dispatcher

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
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Extreme Dispatcher

Emergency Dispatcher with remarkable ability to forsee the needs of their field units and provide all angles of support to ensure the safest and most infomed outcome to the incident. These Dispatchers absorb stress easily and return with hardcore commitment to getting the job done with the least amount of investigation. Only the most Extreme Dispatchers use every available resource to relieve field units of distraction from the events unfolding before them. Technically savy and street smart they have insight .from hard lessons learned from mistakes in the past They overcome every obstacle placed before them making split decisons on anything from traffic cones to armed disturbances. Perceived by many as civilians, button pushers and clerical workers they type like their hands are on fire , converse calmly, desiminate and take dictation while admist the worst situations. On the job training upholds most of their innate capabilities but the real core of thier ability is their ever giving hearts.
Emergency calls come in through the 911 system for a mass injury vehicle accident on a major highway system requiring all resources of Police, Fire and EMS services and support from surrounding agencies. Hundreds of phone calls reviewed in split seconds for content, priority and accuracy. The Extreme Dispatcher handles all aspects of the call working in teams and groups until the last patient and the last vehicle is cleared from the scene and all field units are safetly in stations.
by Whisper911 February 3, 2010
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Dippy

Goofy, silly, a person with a duh moment.
Magen why do you have to be so dippy?
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Disphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also- dysphemism.
Ever notice how Clark is prone to disphemism? He calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how Clark calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.
by Mo Dixley October 8, 2005
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Dippy Dog

The action of having sexual intercourse while having their original persons ashes on your genitals.
The ashes get onto the genitals in an action of spitting on the penis and then dipping it into them.
Heath shut up before I DIPPY DOG your nan you cunt.
by Pepti November 10, 2021
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Go Dippy

Having massive amounts of fun with likeminded people.
by #redefiningfun August 18, 2020
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frisky disky

(In an interview)
Jonah: So occasionally, our fans get a little carried away with their Instagram comments
Daniel: A little frisky disky
by Wazzupboi23 December 31, 2020
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