Dickulater

A man whom only fucks women late

That dickulater only shows up after midnight

by Staminiaman of oregon November 25, 2019

questio disputatem

A debate at a university during the High Middle Ages. The debaters would sit on opposite benches and they were often raucous.

St. Thomas Aquinas decided that there would be a questio disputatem about whether or not God exists.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini June 15, 2017

Discolate

To open your jaw wide enough to perform oral sex on a man allowing his penis to enter the throat.

Discolate your jaw so I can ram my cock down your throat.

by justjulies November 3, 2018

Draculated

an extremely run-down dwelling that is full of completely random shit (knick-knacks/fifty year old newspapers/animal feces/etc). Usually populated either by a single old woman/man, or an entire extended family. Often these places contain a smell similar to old basement mixed with urine, and once entered, the smell attaches itself to a person and is extremely difficult to remove (just burn the clothes and move on).

my parents made me visit great aunt Wilma and, honest to god her house was so draculated it made me vomit.

by kentopiano February 23, 2010

discussterfuck

Discussterfuck: (noun) Discusterfuck occurs when all members of a typical cable news talk show panel speak simultaneously.

I tried to watch that show on CNN the other day but it was a total discussterfuck. I couldn't even tell what the topic was.

by DR26 February 20, 2011

Discuntent

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021

Disfucate

To make a tense situation less dangerous/intense.

The young man was an expert at disfucating situations.

He wanted to disfucate the conflict as soon as possible.

by define2010 January 23, 2010