Dine & Dump

When you go into a restaurant, eat a fine meal, and then go into the restroom, where you proceed to shit on the ground, obtain the plunger, stick it into the crap, and plunge it against all the walls and mirrors, creating a horrifying scene for someone to clean up. Recommended to Dine & Dump at the same place as many times as possible.

Dude, me and Tyler went to Calabash seafood and did a Dine & Dump. It was disgusting. I wish I could have seen the employees face who had to clean it up.

by Funcokler October 31, 2011

dine and dash

Eating at a restaurant and bailing on the bill. Typically done when young, drunk, stupid, broke or any combination there off.

Last night, we pulled the full on dine and dash at Denny's.

by iamdicky January 1, 2008

dine and dash

The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.

Johnnay:"Yesterday I went to this fancy ass restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around I left in a second! hahahahaha!"
Bobby:"HAHAHA, I see you busted a dine and dash again!"
Johnnay:"THATS RIGHT!"

by Johnnay April 25, 2003

dine and dash

The art of sneaking out of a restaurant without paying, even though you have plenty of cash to cover. Usually done after bar close with a feeling of invincibility, followed with feelings of guilt the next morning.

May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.

Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.

Denny's: Good Morning, Denny's!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!

by Earl Woodrow July 6, 2007

Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 23, 2004

dine n ditch

To leave a restaurant without paying for you meal, usually running out the door.

john and angel dine n ditched dennys.

www_youtube_com/watch?v=4fJAfxiolOM

by jdizzelfashizzel May 11, 2009

Dine and Dash

When a girl runs to the bathroom sink to spit out semen after giving a blow job.

Kim loves giving blow jobs, but hates to swallow. Who can really get mad she likes to dine and dash instead of swallowing when she's giving you a blow job in the first place?

by Northside O’Fallon June 4, 2019