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Dicktention

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...
Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!
by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013
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dicktoxing

When you are done with dicks and men that want to talk about their dicks (penises) or dick size. Taking a break to flush the system.
I'm sorry Natalie, but I will be dicktoxing for another few weeks so please do not try to set me up with your friend George.
by Ballsonchin November 16, 2014
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Dicktoxing

The act of abstaining from sex and or a dick attached to a toxic male so you can focus on yourself.
I am owning my power, my body and dicktoxing.
by LadyJLee1009 July 6, 2021
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Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.
Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."
by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018
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Dicktention

When someone is only dating for dick and attention
Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention
by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019
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dicktension

1. Receiving sexual attention needed from a man to relieve and release tension and frustration
Dicktension is needed in order to complete my day. It’s been very hectic!
by KÜL-1’s KORNER November 15, 2021
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DICKLOFENIAC

A person obsessed with male genitalia. They know every possible point of pleasure. Master of the penis.
Janet is amazing. The true definition of a dicklofeniac!
by CindyLou22 February 25, 2022
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