Dickwag

To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly

"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

dicksag

A dicksag is a depresses, sad man who is never horny anymore.

Person 1: ugh, that guy was such a dicksag.

by lesbian mistake April 29, 2021

dick swag

The direction a male has to lean to either the right or left when urinating free hand to maintain a constant urine flow into the toilet bowl. Every male has their own personal dick swag.

Last night was crazy man, I don't know what happend but I had to piss down the hall and around the corner to maintain my dick swag.

by Matt Romans February 14, 2006

dickswab

A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.

Noun: A male pap smear.

"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."

"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"

"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."

by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005

Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.

Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!

by The Ghost of Tas the Knife May 20, 2010

Dicksnag

The unfortunate result of getting with a clingy ganga bitch at a party and she thinks she has found love and wont leave you alone days later...

Jason: i got with a girl last ngiht and she wont leave me alone, it was only a hook up!

Ben: you got yourself a dicksnag

by johnbobbybrown August 19, 2010

dickswastika

Someone who is being rude or obnoxious.

Or for short dickswas.

Stop being a dickswastika Kyle!

by Hi•dee January 22, 2020