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Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
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dicksalt

an insult normally used out of compulsion to describe a person who recently took something of yours or screwed you out of something you deserved.
Yo Dicksalt why you messing with my stuff!
by Sludgecone April 21, 2007
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dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.
Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.
by Chris January 7, 2004
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Dickalatoogan

1. (Verb) When a nigga is on tremendous dick and won’t hop off
2. (Verb) When someone metaphorically sucks your dick dry
Speaker 1: You’re a bitch made nigga
Speaker 2: You are on dickalatoogan you bitch ass nigga.
Speaker 1: My bad gang, i’ll hop of
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dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface
"F*** you, dickstock!"
by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008
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dickflat

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.
I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!
by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015
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Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.
by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012
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